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Published in Vantage section of The Caravan magazine on February 21, 2015 


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On 20 December 2014, comedian Rohan Joshi took the stage at the Sardar Vallabhbhai Patel Stadium in Worli, Mumbai, and faced an audience of nearly four thousand people. It was twenty minutes into the All India Backchod (AIB) Knockout, a two-hour long, no-holds barred roast—a comedic format in which the guests of honour, in this case Arjun Kapoor and Ranveer Singh, are subjected to jokes at their expense. The jokes weren’t restricted to the duo, though, and the night soon turned into a carnival of humour replete with jibes targeted at the rich and famous. Joshi, a part of the foursome that forms the comedy collective AIB, was one of the hosts of the evening.


What followed was unintentionally prophetic as it encapsulated the essence of the outrage directed at the show barely a month later. Joshi articulated what he thought was going on in the minds of the audience members, “Why are they saying in public what we say at parties?”


I couldn’t help but think of this line when I went to meet advocate Abha Singh at her office in Fort, Mumbai, nearly a week after she had lodged a complaint on behalf of Santosh Daundkar—an RTI activist who had exposed the Adarsh scam in Mumbai—against the fourteen people who were a part of the AIB Knockout. The accused included Jayantilal Shah, the president of the National Sports Club of India (NSCI); Ravinder Aggarwal, the secretary general of the NSCI; Karan Johar; Tanmay Bhat; Rohan Joshi; Gursimran Khamba; Ashish Shakya; Ranveer Singh; Arjun Kapoor; Aditi Mittal; Rajeev Masand; Deepika Padukone; and Alia Bhatt. Singh, a women’s rights activist, has been an integral part of several high profile cases such as those of the Palghar girls who were hauled up for a Facebook post on Bal Thackeray’s death and the Salman Khan hit-and-run case.


“They should have done it in their house,” Singh told me. “When you make it [the jokes] in a public place, it becomes the duty of the public, of the enlightened citizen, to see that such things don’t happen.”


Singh wasn’t a part of the audience that evening in December. In fact, she was oblivious to the existence of this event until it was uploaded on the internet. On 28 January, AIB uploaded an edited version of the closed-door, ticketed show on their YouTube channel. Before long, it exploded into the urban consciousness clocking eight million views within five days.


Protests against AIB began shortly after their video was released, and escalated with Maharashtra chief minister Devendra Fadnavis’ declaration on 2 February that action would be taken against the organisers if the programme was found to be “vulgar and in violation of the law.” Following the backlash, Maharashtra’s minister of Tourism and Culture Affairs, Vinod Tawde, attempted to steady the boat by tweeting from his official account soon after, stating that there would be no moral policing. But the dominoes had started to fall. On the same day, Akhilesh Tiwari, a former member of the Vishwa Hindu Parishad (VHP) and the president of a little-known organisation called the Brahman Ekta Seva Sanstha submitted an application to the Saki Naka police station. Barely twenty-four hours later, the Maharashtra Christian Youth Forum approached the Bandra police station to file an application, which was forwarded to the police station at Tardeo. Both of these bodies called out the show for hurting cultural and religious sentiments, apart from being offensive and abusive. A day later, on 3 February, AIB removed the video of the roast from its YouTube channel.


Interestingly, neither of the two applications was converted into a formal complaint in Mumbai. The first salvo came on 5 February when Wazir Shaikh, an inspector from the Pune Crime Branch, lodged an FIR, charging all the organisers, crew members, participants and actress Deepika Padukone for obscenity under IPC sections 292 and 294, among other crimes, while YouTube was named in the FIR for transmitting sexually explicit material online under Section 67 and 67(a) of the IT Act. Padukone, who was not a participant, but only a reveller, had apparently erred in letting Ranveer Singh kiss her at the start of the show. According to the complaint, it was an act that was done “openly, in a public place” thus “amounting to obscenity.”


On 9 February, I met DCP Prashant Holkar, the zonal head of the Saki Naka police station. I was curious: how could the same content, governed by the same laws, produce two distinct reactions from the Mumbai and Pune Police? “By definition, “obscenity” is something that offends people or can cause them to feel shame. But there are no clear parameters to it. Our CP—commissioner of police—is very clear, no moral policing is to be done from our end.” Holkar explained. “Now that the FIR is already lodged in Pune, there is no need to duplicate it. The Pune police is already investigating.”


It was perhaps why the Tardeo police, too, were reluctant to lodge a formal complaint. After dragging their  feet on the Christian body’s application, the station received another one from advocate Singh on 7 February. Sensing no progress on her application, Singh told me that she decided to approach a magistrate court four days later, following which the Tardeo police were directed to lodge an FIR.


The fresh charges that were framed were of a more serious nature compared to the ones in Pune. The comedians were accused of criminal conspiracy, insulting the modesty of women, and breaking environment norms. The list of the fourteen people accused comprised the heads of the National Sports Club of India, ten of the eleven participants, including actors Ranveer Singh and Arjun Kapoor, director Karan Johar and two members of the audience—Deepika Padukone and Alia Bhatt. Sonakshi Sinha was conspicuous by her absence, as were stand-up comedian Abish Mathew and Raghu Ram ofMTV Roadies fame.


I asked Singh about the rationale behind holding two spectators in an audience of four thousand responsible for these acts.


“They were a part of the script,” Singh alleged. “They were told that those jokes would be cracked on them. Had it been any other woman subjected to sexual innuendos—any self-respecting woman—she would have slapped the anchor.” Singh maintained that she didn’t know about most of the participants, and the names of the accused had been included in her petition after she researched them. She attributed that as the reason behind the exclusions of Sinha and Raghu Ram, although she seem to think that she had apportioned the blame by adding “other unknown accused” in her complaint. Celebrities, she added, should be a role model for the youth, and not participate in making obscenity glamorous.


“We have done fourteen. But what is stopping Mumbai Police from lodging the other names? Nothing stops them from adding twenty-four more names,” said Singh.


When I met the DCP S Jaykumar on 16 February, the zonal head of the Tardeo police station, he avoided mentioning any reluctance on their part to act on the previous application, but he did tell me that it was only on the instructions of the court that they registered the FIR. At the time the court stepped in, Jaykumar said, the application was being “checked on different angles.”


“We had differing opinions [on whether to register an FIR] then,” he said, refusing to elucidate who the “we” were. He then went on to reiterate the Mumbai police’s stand against moral policing.


One of the aspects of the case unanimously cited by all the stakeholders was the lack of guidelines on what constitutes obscenity. In the first week of February, Sharmila Ghuge, a professor at the Jitendra Chauhan Law College in Vile Parle, filed a public interest litigation (PIL) in the High Court demanding that the government frame guidelines for such programmes and begin regulating YouTube, citing the potential dilution of morality through obscene content. In the conversation I had with her, even as she made a passionate case for how the AIB Knockout contributed to the rupturing of society’s moral fabric, Ghuge admitted that there needs to be a clear definition on obscenity.


It is this ambiguity that is often leveraged to lodge criminal proceedings in cases such as this one, as was witnessed more recently when a criminal case was filed against Aamir Khan—who, ironically,voiced his displeasure with the Knockout recently—for obscenity in the poster of his recent blockbuster,  PK. Mihir Desai, a human rights lawyer, told me over the phone that while the courts have become liberal with time, sections 292 and 294, which relate to obscenity, have stayed as vague as they were in 1860.


“The problem in India is that lodging of FIR is the easiest thing to do in certain cases. The power to allow it is equally vested with the police. But just because something is distasteful to you, you shouldn’t lodge an FIR,” said Desai.


In the heat of the debate, AIB went incommunicado after it had removed the video, resurfacing again to announce that they had met with the Archdiocese of Bombay and offered an unconditional apology for any offense caused to religious sentiments by their jokes. Even as the copies surfaced on torrent sites and were uploaded by irrepressible netizens through their own YouTube accounts, AIB went a step further and proceeded to take down their archive of podcasts from all the portals on which they had been uploaded.


In the course of reporting for this article, I tried in vain to contact AIB for a quote, but they chose to not respond. By then, they had already summed up their stand in a Facebook post: “Let’s all take a deep breath. They’re just jokes.” 





Naresh Pakhre at the spot on the Ulhasnagar skywalk where he was captured on camera as he went around slapping couples for 'dirtying up' the place 



“Naresh, come here for a minute.”


It has been an hour since I have been speaking to Naresh Pakhre at the Shiv Sena shakha office in suburban Thane. As a response to a question I had just posed, 31-year-old Pakhre, a member of the right-wing political party, is explaining why couples’ “doing dirty things” is a crime. His sister-in-law, who stays next door to the office, has been popping in and out for the past few minutes. As she implores him again, Pakhre stops mid-sentence.


“I know what you are going to say,” he says.


“No, come here,” she insists.


“I have already spoken to him about it.” Pakhre turns his attention to my cell-phone lying on the table. It’s my turn to reassure her about the interview being anything but an exercise in sting reportage.


“I know the recorder is on,” says Pakhre flatly. “And anyway, what’s wrong with what I am saying?” Abashed, she walks out of the office. A few minutes later, her husband explains, “We didn’t want to rake this issue up again. The media comes, pretends that they are looking out for us and then only shows what it wants to.”


But Pakhre is keen on setting the record straight. A few minutes later, he points out to the place where he slapped and shamed two 15-year-olds. It was they who started it, he claims. Started what, I ask?


“Doing dirty things.”




On December 21, 2014, the news channel Times Now aired an undated video showing a group of people slapping couples found lurking on a skywalk in Ulhasnagar, nearly 40 kilometres from Mumbai. The incident was dubbed as an act of ‘moral policing’ done by overzealous Shiv Sainiks. During the course of the day, two of the culprits were identified as 52-year-old Meena Pakhre and her son Naresh Pakhre. The latter featured on prime time and launched into passionate self-defence on being questioned about the act. The vein of his argument: “Would you let your daughters or sisters do it?” 





At a police station, an act of slapping, more often than not, translates into a non-cognizable offense. If you belong higher up the food-chain, or if you happen to be the nephew of the West Bengal chief minister, it becomes an attempt to murder. As the news coverage snowballed into colourful catchphrases like ‘Ulhasnagar ke Gundey’, Pakhre watched as he was suddenly caught in the eye of the storm. He confessed to being bewildered by how it all started from a news channel he had never even heard of.


A few days after the clip caught the imagination of liberal media, one of the three couples approached the Central Police Station in Ulhasnagar. According to the investigating officer, the families of the boy and the girl, in presence of the two juvenile victims, insisted that they wanted to bury the matters and not file a complaint against the accused. They stated that their wards’ careers which would be “ruined” if they chose to go ahead with it, especially in the wake of the oncoming board exams.


“Had they been willing to come forward, we were ready to give all our support to the victims. But here, there was no complaint or complainant. On the basis of this technicality, we couldn’t take any action against the accused,” said deputy commissioner of police Vasant Jadhav. By then, Pakhre, too, had submitted an application asking for the withdrawal of the trending video from social media.


In the second week of January, I went to Pakhre’s office in Ulhasnagar. A graduate in economics from a local college, he veered towards construction and now earns a living as a contractor. A couple of weeks ago when I had contacted him, he was deeply suspicious of my intentions. By his own admission, Pakhre has hardly ever ventured out of Ulhasnagar and felt betrayed by the ways of the media. 


Meena Pakhre is a former member of the Nationalist Congress Party. Over the years, the mother-son duo tilted towards the ideological stance of the Shiv Sena. Naresh has often campaigned for the Sena candidates during elections and is a known face among the locals in the vicinity, many of who vociferously supported his activities when asked about it. DCP Jadhav told me that after his vigilantism, the Shiv Sena in-charge for Thane district, Rajendra Chaudhary, met with him and washed their hands off his actions. On his part, Pakhre refuses to discuss the party reaction and steadfastly maintains that he did it out of his own accord, not as a Sena affiliate.


“It saddened me,” he said, referring to the backlash that followed. “I still think I am right, though maybe I should not have hit them. But like they say, laaton ke bhoot baaton se nahi maante. I gave them two slaps and they understood just right.”


 ***


The Ulhasnagar skywalk has many tentacles that cut across both sides of the railway station. One of them overlooks the bedroom window of Pakhre’s house. The list of problems he has been facing since the bridge came up over seven years ago keeps escalating through the course of our conversation. From allegations of lovelorn couples getting cosy in front of a balcony of pedestrians, he throws in the presence of everyone, be it underage pornography viewers, exhibitionists, active prostitution rings or drug peddling, all of them converging at the railway bridge. Two hours into the conversation, I visualized the setting as a lawless sin-city wherein the capeless populace is struggling to come to terms with an illegitimate baby producing factory.


In the days leading to the crackdown, Pakhre told me that he was spurred by the repeated anecdotes about couples of all ages becoming a nuisance to the passers-by. On November 27, Pakhre, accompanied by his mother and three of their neighbours, decided to put a cork on the activities. At 12.30 pm, they started from the end terminating near their doorstep and cornered around 10-12 couples in the next hour.


It was during their time near the Exit Gate no. 3 in Ulhasnagar (W) that an unidentified person captured the group in action. Over a three minute duration of the clip, uploaded on November 18 on YouTube, Pakhre is seen admonishing three couples standing on the skywalk. One of the couples are the 15-year-olds I referred to earlier, and the other two are adults. “Are you two married?” Pakhre can be seen jeering at the latter. The answer doesn’t satisfy him. Two slaps down, the man folds his hands and seeks forgiveness, promising never to return.


“We went for about eight days continuously. During this time, we caught 60-70 such couples. We asked them for their parents’ numbers and called them up. When they wouldn’t cooperate, we had to take it from their i-cards,” he added.


For the mother-son duo, the proximity to the ‘obscenity’ was one of the critical reasons behind him launching the crackdown. They tell me they are concerned about the impressionable children who might seek to emulate them in the future. As was explained to me in unsubtle terms, love, at least the expression of it, should be restricted within the confines of a house or a hotel. When a girl indulges in such an act, it’s an assault on the dignity of the male members of her family (viz. brother and father) who wouldn’t tolerate it in any circumstances. Pakhre sought to be step into the shoes of this brother out to prevent his wayward sisters from indulging in these acts. After the successful completion of the first phase of his crackdown, he now takes credit for everything from increased attendance in local colleges to the decimation of the drug mafia.


“If people are awakened even once, if police and politicians take lessons from this, our degrading culture might get a lease for life for another 25 to 30 years,” he said.

For all practical purposes, Pakhre paints his picture as a crusader for all things skywalk. In what seems like a balancing act of sorts, he is at pains to tell me that his initiatives extend beyond the attempt at culture-correction.


“Last year on May 24, my men and I took on the drug addicts on the skywalk,” he told me. Pakhre and his associates thrashed them, following which an assault case was filed against him at the Vitthalwadi police station.


“Don’t think that I have only targeted couples,” Pakhre said earnestly. “When there is a problem, I don’t send people to police station. I solve matters of home at home.” 




Pakhre knows he shouldn’t have hit the couples. He coats it with the context of obscenity and reiterates his regrets in no uncertain terms. He alleges that the couples dismissed his warnings, their acts threatened to corrupt morality and stood against everything his own sense of modesty stood for. Even as he repeatedly punctures his defence with partial regrets, he holds the media, human rights activists and an apathetic administration responsible for his actions. Buoyed by their support, the couples have started ravaging the walkways again, he claims. It’s only a matter of time before he will have to bring them to book. But he has burnt his hands once and knows better than to lash out. There will be a plan B.


“On my subsequent visits, I am going to buy flowers, garlands and a hire a pandit. I will call up the girl’s place and tell her folks, ‘There is a boy ready for you. Don’t worry about a dowry. They are getting married here. Come here.’ We’ll tell the same to the boy’s family,” he said.


“We will start Gandhigiri. Let’s see what the media says now.”